The Iker’s Prayer

Posted: August 11, 2008 in Soccer/Football
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I hope that this not be considered blasphemy but i just can’t resist posting this when i’ve read this over at ONTD_Football.

Oh my Iker!

Oh my Iker!

image via PA Photo

San Iker, who art in goal,
Hallowed be thy gloves, that this girl loves;
Give us this game, our weekly eyecandy.
And forgive us our shoddy passes and fashion sins,
As we forgive those whom attempt to score against us.
And lead us not into the referee’s books,
But deliver us from Nereida,
And protect us from Cristiano’s cripsy existence,
For thine is the Captain, the bubbly ass, and the whorey glory,
For Iker and ever,
You hot bloody stud.


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