My Private Part Died Today

Posted: November 19, 2008 in Humor
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My Private Part Died Today


An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing



One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if

there was anything wrong.


“Yes, Nurse Tracy,” said Mr. Wallace, “My Private Part died today and I am very sad.”


Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she

replied, “Oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences.”


The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his

Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.


“Mr. Wallace,” she said, “You shouldn’t be walking down the hall like

that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.”


“But, Nurse Tracy,” replied Mr. Wallace, “I told you yesterday that my

Private Part died.”


“Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?”


(You are going to love this !!!!!)




“Well,” he replied, *”Today’s the viewing.”*


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