Archive for March, 2009

Everyone’s favorite wanker winker Cristiano Ronaldo has set his plans into motion. Nope, not world domination as he can hardly do that with most football fans hating him as much as the girls and the hos love him. I’m talking about the “will-be-talked-about-although-everyone-knows-it-already-and-most-expensive-transfer” to Real Madrid by our dear CR7 or should i say, for practice, CR9 . Right now the spanish media are all a-twitter when they heard that CR7 will open his next store in Madrid. Yes, that fabulous metrosexual store where CR7 wants everyone cloned like him. Is this ad indication of a summer transfer that his family so want? or he just want CR7 botique to be as visible as him? Official Rep for CR7 has quickly shot down what we’ve all been thinking all along as they said that CR7 stores will really be in places such as Milan, Paris, London, Berlin, Prague, Tokyo and Los Angeles. It just so happen that Madrid will be the third store to be opened. Darn. Quick think of Plan B already.

Yes, Plan B is the BPL Referees who will ultimately forced CR7 out of the Premier League. CR7 has grown tired of the little protection he got in the BPL as he is being”systematically fouled” by opponents. Added to the fact when he saw how the referees does it in La Liga where there is extra protection from the refs and less physical approach in the game. This could be a heaven-sent” exit that he so badly want from old Trafford.

But let’s not think a lot of that because  juicy tidbits about CR7 love saga has been reported by the tabloids. CR7 latest squeeze, Gabriela Entringer has just admitted (it’s an omen that no good will come out of the relationship) that she felt very passionate about CR7. Although the two are tight-lipped about their romance, Gabi’s father are said to be against the relationship because of the media attention she’s been getting. And this early Gabi has offer to pose for Brazil’s Playboy I hope Gabi will make her relationship with CR7 very profitable.

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News has just reached me that Twilight Hottie Robert Pattinson was injured during the filming of Twilight sequel, New Moon. Mike Walker, a National Enquirer reporter, told that Rob was hit by by a flying piece of metal in the head.

“During filming of his upcoming flick, “The Twilight Saga:  New Moon” in Vancouver, Pattinson had just started shooting a scene when a rogue gust of violent wind tore a heavy metal sign from a post.  It shot across the location so fast no one even managed to shout a warning at Pattinson, who was just opening his mouth to emote when…WHAM!…the unguided missile smashed into the back of his head.”

Walker tells that Rob dropped and “then lay deadly still as cast and crew ran to help, sending out a radio call for an ambulance.  Finally, Pattinson – looking like he’d had the blood sucked from him – began moving feebly, disoriented, but able to speak.  The crew put ice packs on a knot sized lump, and by the time medics arrived, the star was coherent and insisting he was fine.  Taking no chances, the director canceled filming.  Pattinson was ordered back to his hotel, but returned the next day – sporting a lump.”

Thank goodness he’s alright, I just wish i was there to ice down the knot sized lump. And i can feel for the panic experienced by the people during the incident, let’s not forget what happened to Natasha Richardson who could have been saved had she received earlier treatment.

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Houston, we have a sibling problem.

After weeks of taunting and betrayal on the part of his brother Matt Hardy, thus causing Jeff Hardy his championship belt, the Charismatic Enigma has finally agreed to fight him at Wrestlemania 25. A Brother vs. Brother Match. Wow, it has an ominous ring to it. I’m not really a fan of Matt and Jeff feuding but I have to admit I’m enjoying their verbal interaction so much and I’m in awe of how much heat Matt Hardy is generating nowadays. Matt is a friend in MySpace and the comments he was receiving is truly horrible and it only shows how effective he is as a heel. The brotherly feud is kind of different and reminiscent of the Owen and Bret Hart match as well as the Undertaker vs Kane match as it was the heel who is very keen on asking for a fight and the baby face refuses. But finally the face relented and we are in for an extreme match between the brothers. As for me, I want Jeff to win of course. No need to ask. And for the other matches especially the Shawn Michael vs. The Undertaker Match, the Taker’s undefeated streak will have to end and the 25th Wrestlemania is the time for it. Afterall the Taker has never win agains the Heartbreak Kid, ever… So on the road to Wrestlemania, let us allow ourselves to just sit back and be entertained.

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Hold your breath vampire-lover especially Edward Cullen followers like yours truly, our favorite British hunk Robert Pattinson will grace the cover of GQ for April 2009.  And here are some interesting tidbits you can read from the magazine:

– He says that there’s literally not a single true story that could be written about him. Remember the Brazilian model who he was supposedly dating, he  has never even meet the girl. (Thank God for that)

On being involved with the girl who is dating Joe Jonas, Camille Belle… He says that they were just friends and that is the funniest rumor he has heard.

“It’s funny, though, because I met her at her place the other day, and there’s a security gate, and even the security woman—I guess she knows that Camilla lives there, and she was like, ‘Oooh!’ …I mean, Camilla’s the nicest—she’s a saint. And it’s funny that she’s being portrayed as this home wrecker. She’s literally the most unlikely person to be a home wrecker. It’s just ridiculous.”

On Little Ashes where he plays a young Salavador Dali:  “I thought I’d never get another acting job again. So I was like, ‘Yeah—why not try to do something weird?’ There’s all these gay sex scenes. And y’know, I haven’t even done a sex scene with a girl, in my whole career… And here I am, with Javier [Beltrán], who plays Lorca, doing an extremely hard-core sex scene, where I have a nervous breakdown afterward. And because we’re both straight, what we were doing seemed kind of ridiculous.”

And what about Joe Jonas?: “Okay, (deep breath) I f—ed Joe Jonas. I love him.

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Here’s the previuosly unseen Twilight Footage. And it’s so hot…

Cristiano Ronaldo’s lovelife is such a fodder for gossip. Barely a month since we’ve heard of Olivia Saunders, it seems CR7 is getting a Brazilian all over as he is now being linked to a Brazilian named Gabriela or Gabi to her friends. Twenty Seven year old Gabi were photographed during the Portugal-Finland friendly last month where  she was invited by CR7 after meeting her (surprise, surprise…) at a club in Portugal. After that she was jetted off to merry old England to spend a week with attentive and romantic ManU winger. The fascinated CR7 is said to be in heaven over Gabi’s fit and athletic body and for now sources from the girl’s pals are saying that it is a match made in heaven. Yes, tell that to the marines if you happen to see one. As cynical as i am over CR7 choices of girls i won’t even place a bet on how long the relationship will last. Maybe at this moment another brunette is catching his attention. Stay tuned. XOXO, Diva Princess…

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Look at me, I’m Ronaldo’s new Girl…

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