To my vampire Edward Cullen
May your scary love be mine
If you shun me, oh what grief!
Please gnaw me with your pointy teeth.
Do not stop, no do not check,
Just bite and bite my thirsty neck.
Your sharp incisors severing skin
Just send me reeling, in a spin.
Oh my sweet vampire Edward Cullen
Do not delay, be mine, be mine!
With Apologies to the author – Copyright Mike Lack “A Vampire Valentine”