Posts Tagged ‘Humor’

Today is “No CR7 News” Day. I’m going to let him be for a day since there is nothing salacious and controversial about him lately. We’ll just let it rest for now. I was surfing earlier for something funny to make my day and i discovered this wonderful site and it really made my day.

I’m sure most men would want to have their eyes check if the eye chart would look like this:

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Squint all you want guys, i bet you’re never going to see the bottom and if you do, wow, you sure have bionic eyes.

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Very Funny Pix

Posted: November 24, 2008 in Entertainment, Humor
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viagraMay he rest in peace. (Overdosed on Viagra)

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Oh my look!!!!

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&%#@@@?!!

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Ha ha ha ha

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So when are you going to open?

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They lied to me, this tastes better…

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?

 

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

 

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan !

 

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone.You can speak to me. Who is this?

 

Caller : I’m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.

 

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?

 

Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

 

Operator : Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!

 

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

 

Operator: I’m Saw Ree.

 

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

 

Operator: That’s what I said. I’m Saw Ree ..

 

Caller: Oh ……my goodness!!! !

… and that’s why India need not worry about losing this business!

 

Good Wan! “

My Private Part Died Today

Posted: November 19, 2008 in Humor
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My Private Part Died Today

  

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing

Home.

  

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if

there was anything wrong.

  

“Yes, Nurse Tracy,” said Mr. Wallace, “My Private Part died today and I am very sad.”

  

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she

replied, “Oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences.”

  

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his

Private Part hanging out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

  

“Mr. Wallace,” she said, “You shouldn’t be walking down the hall like

that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.”

  

“But, Nurse Tracy,” replied Mr. Wallace, “I told you yesterday that my

Private Part died.”

  

“Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?”

  

(You are going to love this !!!!!)

  

  

  

“Well,” he replied, *”Today’s the viewing.”*

Reasons For Being Fired From Toys ‘R’ Us

15. A little too much joie de vivre while demonstrating the erector set, if you know what I mean.

14. Every time you’re passed over for a promotion, you stick your head in an Easy Bake Oven and threaten to “end it all.”

13. You got caught adding a garage to your house using embezzled Lego bricks.

12. Numerous parental complaints about your “Tickle Me Carl The Stock boy” display.

11. You went overboard with your GI Joe Militia display by adding the Tonka truck full of fertilizer.

10. Cross-dressing the Ken and Barbie dolls and telling kids they’re the new “Jerry Springer” edition.

9. The “My Little Taxidermy Kit” (with starter squirrel) is not selling.

8. Impromptu demonstrations of why Malibu Ken is not anatomically correct.

7. Got caught doing your Dolly Parton impression with basketballs again.

6. Source of reefer smoke finally traced to “nostrils” of Geoffrey the Giraffe.

5. Jaws of life needed to pull your knees out of your chest after you jackknifed a Big Wheel.

4. Caught hocking phlegm into tykes’ hands and telling them it was “homemade Gack.”

3. Your sales display, “Barbie’s Struggle for Survival in Post-Nuclear Holocaust Malibu” was not exactly an overwhelming success.

2. Too many reports from people who swear they saw Geoffrey the Giraffe in a leather bar.

1. Regardless of the question, you answer, “Bite me, kid — I’m on break.”

 

Funny Signs

Posted: November 18, 2008 in Entertainment, Humor
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A blog friend of mine send me these pictures on funny signs scattered around and here are some of those:

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